Date: Mon, 16 Sep 1996 12:51:35 X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Status: R 15 Sep 1996 (Reuter) - France shuts down land-based nuclear missiles Monday when it ends a 25-year doomsday watch at an underground launch base as part of defense cuts ordered by President Jacques Chirac. The 18 S3D missiles, poised for launch from silos buried beneath scenic Provence countryside in southeastern France, will be deactivated early Monday. The Plateau d'Albion site covers 310 sq. miles. Dismantling the weapons will take 30 months and cost slightly less than $77.5 million. 13 Sep 1996 (UPI) -- Vladimir Zhirinovsky joined the ranks of politicians joking about who will oversee the Russian nuclear arsenal when President Boris Yeltsin undergoes surgery, saying Friday the ``nuclear suitcase'' believed to hold the controls to the weapons actually contains toilet articles. Gennady Zyuganov portrayed the president as frail and powerless by relating rumors that German Chancellor Helmut Kohl had taken the nuclear controls back to Bonn after meeting with the ailing Yeltsin at his vacation hideaway last weekend. 13 Sep 1996 (UPI) -- Belarus, which has for months delayed the removal of the last 18 SS-25 nuclear missiles it inherited from the Soviet Union, will pass the weapons to Russia by the end of the year, officials said Friday. An agreement signed between the Russian and Belarussian defense ministers in December 1995 called for the missiles and their Russian crews to be withdrawn by May. But Belarussian President Alexander Lukashenko reneged on the agreement and threatened to redeploy the missiles if NATO expanded into eastern Europe. 13 Sep 1996 (Reuter) - In a rare disclosure of advance information about a nuclear shipment, Japan Nuclear Fuel Ltd said on Friday it expects to start unloading about 600 tonnes of uranium at Mutsuogawara port in northern Japan on Tuesday. It said in a statement that the uranium was on its way from France and would be unloaded at the port between Tuesday and Thursday.